Haha - if I were to get a tattoo, it would read:

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Should be:

public static void main(String[] args)

Java ftw!!1!

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD GO THERE! Java FTW!! Just didn't want to do 'public static' on my LEG! It totally is java though, a lot of people would think C up front, but C usually requires int main().. Anyway... *ahem..* back to work

dude, saw the same thing about it not being Java on Dzone. LOOK KIDS: THIS COMPILES in JAVA:

class myTatoo{void main(){}}

and it wouldn't fly in C (that's right! C can't return void for main). So there. take it, and love it. You don't need to declare public static, and String args[] is optional.

Well, i guess it does have to be in a class, but for the sake of the tatoo, I'm the class :)

Silly java nerds,

Not only can you say void in C, it is actually optional. The only difference would be if you want to read in the command line. You should be ashamed of yourselves to call each other ha4xx0r nerds and not have read the bible!

#include

main() {

printf( "hello world \n");

}

Sorry forgot to escape the

#include <stdio.h>

main() {

printf( "hello world \n");

}

why java? i don't see the association between l337 h4x0r and java.

Honestly it took me months after I got it to realize that it was (in fact) truly java; I really just wanted some peice of code that (I thought) was representative of the beginning of a program in the large lot of languages which I considered (at the time) to widely be in use. C was really among the top in the list, but then after thinking about it for awhile (and yes, fucking with my compiler) I realized that I have Java stuck on my leg.

Anyway, I am NOT a huge advocate for java, nor do I think it has much to do with being a haxx4r (because that shit is in the soul) - but it was the 1st language I ever really did learn all the ins and outs of, so it's kinda sentimental. Wouldn't develop a Java app anymore if you paid me.. But that depends on how much, i guess.

But shouldn't it be "int main()"? because if not you are making the program compiler dependent.

This is the nerdiest thing I'll ever have to write on here, but I wanted to stick to 'void' since I don't want to favor any one data type over another.. Yeah, I'm that much of a dork.

If you vant voids, read der damn dictionary.

I hate to tell you this, but "void main()" isn't ANSI-standard C!

http://users.aber.ac.uk/auj/voidmain.shtml

Maybe you are trying to make the point that you're not just a C programmer, but a *renegade* C programmer. :)

Plain stupid.

It probably means "i don't know shit about proper C programming".

There's nothing wrong with 'void main()'.

If you're coding C for a machine without OS, a so-called 'freestanding environment', any name and signature is allowed to be the entry point.

Well then he probably should add a disclaimer to his leg reading 'This is not invalid c code. It's a valid entry point signature for a freestanding environment. Or a function in Java (required additional code missing). Whatever. It's still funny, and i'm still 1337.'

I would be the guy walking by murmuring "not ANSI conformant, not ANSI conformant" all the time. Quite embarassing, isn't it? :D

some of you guys are REDICULOUS! Anyway, i get that it's not ANSI compliant, read my comment(s) -- it's java!!

hahahaha no one buys that lame java excuse sikanrong. oh and it's spelled 'ridiculous' but don't worry: we already know you don't pay much attention to such marginal details. you're not so l33t. you fail.

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