I found this on the internet today, on this guy's page:

"If you want to complain about religion and its need for your money, you'd better start here. Whimsically created by a second-rate, piece of shit science fiction writer (and alleged child molester) named L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology is the biggest terd in a punch bowl ever encountered by man. Take every religion you know, isolate their flaws, multiply that by 100, and you'll understand Scientology."